Religion Reminds Me Of Comic Books And Cartoons?
Remember when you argued with your friends about this hero being stronger than that hero?
Religious people do the same, only its ‘my god’ and ‘my way of life’
But the arguments are pointless because its up to the author to decide what’s what. And even religious books have authors.
Why does Christianity and Islam have about a thousand disagreeing sects?
In the dark ages their disagreements lead to violence and physical oppression, people have forgotten all too soon.
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Not quite sure what your question is, but I’ll take a stab at it. Much of religion has mythic origins and mythic overtones, and the same is true for comic books, so yeah, I can see why religion would remind you of comic books.
We must be in the dark ages again. Watch the news (international not US) read newspapers (international not US) violence and physical oppression are going on right now! My fellow Americans Let’s end it at the polls tomorrow
VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN!
Yea, and a lot of them X rated, too..
Forget those dirty smut books that some Christian preachers including the Most Reverend Doctor Dobson always want to ban because they have hot sex stories in them! Actually the Bible has in it all the greatest dirty hot sex stories of all time. The stories are so good and gory that the protagonists were canonized in the Holy Bible. That’s right! Holy smut stories! The Bible has lots of sex with virgins outside of marriage solely for the sake of pleasure. Supposedly the Bible is a bastion of moral values, but as you must know it is also a seething caldron of rape, incest, prostitution, drugs, seduction, nudity, adultery, lots and lots of unwanted pregnancies, gross cannibalism of children, and bloody violent revenge, outright murder, and so on performed by God’s Holy People! God even rewarded them! And you thought the Bible was boring? No way! Hey, it’s the Bible! So what to do? Censure the Bible? God Forbid! Why do you think that the Most Reverend Doctor Dobson is so wrapped up imposing in our society so many restrictive moral ideas taken out of a Puritan lifestyle to promote his version of Christianity? It is all a matter of business! Religious people feel that they need to SUFFER to go to Heaven!
Hardly any Christian knows the story of Leah… Leah is an alleged ancestor of Jesus. She is also one of the Matriarchs of the Israelites. Jacob* (*Israel) was a polygamist. She paid in DRUGS to her own sister Rachel to buy some SEXUAL FAVOR from her negligent husband Jacob, another ancestor of Jesus in the first ever recorded DRUGS FOR SEX DEAL in the Bible!!! All under God’s approval, supervision and inspiration of God the Holy Ghost! The real funny episode in this story is that Jacob was married to both sisters and they seemed to buy a night in bed with him paying each other in drugs AND DOING DRUGS ALL IN JACOB’S FAMILY, INCLUDING THEIR CHILDREN!!! I am not saying that the Jacob’s family was a bunch of junkies, OK? So don’t report me… please!!! They were all HOLY PEOPLE…!!!
Marrying girls of the same family is common place in Bible times! King David is also an alleged ancestor of God the Son Jesus Christ. Among his many wives he was married to Michal and God personally added her mom to his collection of wives, too! In this particular case King David had no choice! Christians don’t teach all these Bible facts to kids in Sunday School today otherwise we would be allowed all kinds of options in our families, including but not limited to same sex marriages! Can you imagine a threesome of King David, Michal and her mother in bed to keep it all in the family? In the New Testament “SPIRIT FILLED” Church at Corinth a young man was having sex with his own mother and THE WHOLE CHURCH WAS PROUD OF IT! (1 Cor 5:1-2) Saint Paul didn’t condemn the mother for having sex with her son at all. For some reason he only reprimanded the son who was probably still a teenager!!! How kinky can you get in the Bible stories, especially in the New Testament where it really counts for today’s Christians??? Amazingly, we have this SEX for DRUGS deal in the Bible that NO PRUDE PREACHER WANTS TO TALK ABOUT!!! (But it is only today… if Christianity is to stick around for a while longer, a lot of preachers will soon be making a living out of regulating same sex marriages, abortions, and so on…)
Genesis 30:15-16 (NIV) But she said to her, “Wasn’t it enough that you took away my husband? Will you take my son’s mandrakes too?” “Very well,” Rachel said, “he can sleep with you tonight in return for your son’s mandrakes.”* (*Check, “mandrake” in Wikipedia! It is a hallucinogenic drug plant. Leah’s son was obviously a very knowledgeable teenager, too!) So when Jacob came in from the fields that evening, Leah went out to meet him. “You must sleep with me,” she said. “I have hired you with my son’s mandrakes.” SO HE SLEPT WITH HER THAT NIGHT.
They probably had plenty of mandrakes to go around that night, too…! Surely Rachel didn’t keep all the mandrakes for herself. This same Rachel turned out to be quite a horny dominatrix, too! Not even Hustler magazine would publish such a Bible stories promoting the use of drugs for sex! The morality of most of these erotic publications today is commendable, but the Bible ought to be censored!!! Horny Rachel stole her parent’s dildos, too…!!! According to the Bible, dildos were common place in those days especially in big polygamistic families like King Solomon’s. He had over 1,000 women to please sexually (because of his handling of women affairs the Bible God recognized him as the WISEST MAN EVER TO SET FOOT ON THIS EARTH! Not even Jesus Christ was that smart!)
Genesis 31:19, 34-35 (NIV) When Laban had gone to shear his sheep, Rachel stole her father’s household gods* (*dildos in the form of idols). [34-35] Now Rachel had taken the household gods and put them inside her camel’s saddle and was sitting on them. Laban searched through everything in the tent but found nothing. Rachel said to her father, “Don’t be angry, my lord, that I cannot stand up in your presence; I’m having my period.”* (*she was probably very juicy already!) So he searched but could not find the household gods.* (*they must have slipped inside her vagina…! That’s funny, because the law of God about staying away from a woman having a period was not in effect yet!)
Ezekiel 16:17 (NIV) You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols* (*DILDOS) and engaged in prostitution with them* (*prostitution is not a sin if done to favor God’s Holy causes!).
Rahab was a Prostitute who committed high treason against her own country! She actually lied to protect God’s people who came to spend the night with her. She made it into the Bible’s Hall of Fame! She will preserve her title of a RIGHTEOUS PROSTITUTE for eternity!!! It’s all in the Bible! Christian American soldiers ought to be encouraged to meet in bed with AlQaida prostitutes to find out where Bin Laden is located!!! It’s all in the Bible!
Hebrews 11:31 (KJV) By faith the PROSTITUTE* (*not ex-prostitute, but prostitute!) Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient.
James 2:25 (KJV) In the same way, was not even Rahab the PROSTITUTE* (*not the ex-prostitute, but the prostitute!) considered RIGHTEOUS for what she did when she gave lodging to the spies and sent them off in a different direction (Joshua 6 – So as long as you lie or even commit treason against your own country like the Holy Prostitute Rahab did to further God’s cause it is OK no matter who you are or what you do for a living!).
The idea that a prostitute REPENTS of her sins and wishes to forget her past “sinful” life is not applicable in every case…!!! Rahab the Prostitute must have cried for God all the night long when the Jewish spies came all over her AND SHE WAS SAVED! She will have a happy reunion someday in Heaven again with those spies! In fact she will most likely have a monument erected in the New Jerusalem in Heaven to celebrate her exploits! God the Son Jesus Christ said that the PROSTITUTES* (*not ex-prostitutes, but active prostitutes!) will enter his Kingdom ahead of the Jews!!! (The Jews don’t mind at all as long as they are there when they get there!) So if you have a choice to favor a prostitute or a Jew, which one would you choose??? Hint: WWJD™?
The Bible people were doing the kinkiest drugs and sex all along in the Bible stories. From inhaling the smoke of “burning bushes” to doing some mushroom specialties as depicted in the mushroom shaped bonnets worn by the High Priests of God’s Holy Temple! God prescribed hard liquor offerings to be poured on the altar of the LORD, too. No wonder the Bible God is so psychedelically oriented… and the theologians today go crazy trying to figure out what is that God is trying to say in those hard to get Bible verses instead of going directly to the same source to find out! It is said that drugs makes you feel one nature with God! So when Jesus went about saying, “my Father and I are one” he must have meant something more than just plain Holy rhetoric. When you do any Bible research you MUST consider ALL PRECEDENTS and clues in the Bible on any subject not a few poached verses here and there to promote a particular brand of Christianity! Christians reinterpret the Bible to make it mean what they and their congregation want!